Smut University Master's Degree Crewneck
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING

HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING
CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING
LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECE SWEATSHIRT SIZING
RAGLAN SWEATSHIRT SIZING
HOODIE SIZING
All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
SIZE GUIDE
DESCRIPTION
Congratulations, you've officially earned your Master's Degree... in Smut! 🎓📚 This sweatshirt proudly declares your academic dedication to all things steamy, spicy, and scandalous. Whether you’re pulling an all-nighter with your latest guilty pleasure or giving a lecture on the art of the slow burn, you’ll be cozy and ready to defend your thesis on fictional relationships that are hotter than a late-night cram session. So, wear it with pride, you literary overachiever—you’ve graduated from casual reader to certified smut connoisseur! #SmutScholar #FictionalDegrees #HotForBooks
Features:
- unisex fit, classic crewneck
- remarkably soft, plush material
- 52% cotton, 48% polyester fleece, 8.0 oz.
- brand: bella canvas
- wash cold, hang dry
Graphic will have a soft, worn look and will fade over time with washing.
This garment is printed using eco-friendly, water based ink. This earth-friendly ink may smell slightly of vinegar, but will disappear after washing.
SHIPPING/RETURNS
Each item on our website is printed by hand, just for you. Please allow up to 7 business days for your order to ship (up to 10 days for wholesale orders and up to 4 weeks for pre-orders). Orders containing multiple products may ship separately.
We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.