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Adulting Heavyweight Tee

Regular price $ 40.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $ 40.00 USD
Color: Ivory
Ivory
Size: Small
Quantity

DESCRIPTION

Welcome to the not-so-glamorous world of adulting, where bullshit and anxiety are brewed fresh every morning—just like your coffee. The "Adulting Tee" is your go-to uniform for navigating the daily grind with a sense of humor and a hefty dose of caffeine.

Perfect for those days when you’re juggling endless responsibilities, dodging deadlines, and wondering why you ever wished to grow up in the first place, this tee sums it all up in style. Whether you're facing another round of "what now?" or just need a laugh before diving into the chaos, this shirt is here to remind you that we're all in this messy thing called life together.

So throw it on, pour yourself another cup, and embrace the beautifully chaotic brew that is adulthood—because if we’ve learned anything, it’s that nobody’s got it all figured out. 😉

  • relaxed fit, classic crewneck
  • 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz.
  • soft, heavyweight fabric
  • professionally printed by hand
  • brand: comfort colors
  • wash cold, hang dry

Graphic will have a soft, worn look and will fade over time with washing.


This garment is printed using eco-friendly, water based ink. This earth-friendly ink may smell slightly of vinegar, but will disappear after washing. This item cannot be exchanged or returned. ALL SALES ARE FINAL.

☕ Design: Casual with a dash of sarcasm
💼 Mood: Serving reality straight, no chaser

SHIPPING/RETURNS

Each item on our website is printed by hand, just for you. Please allow up to 7 business days for your order to ship (up to 10 days for wholesale orders and up to 4 weeks for pre-orders). Orders containing multiple products may ship separately.

We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.

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