Merry Christmas Shitters Full Lightweight Tee
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING
HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING
CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING
LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECE SWEATSHIRT SIZING
RAGLAN SWEATSHIRT SIZING
HOODIE SIZING
All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
SIZE GUIDE
DESCRIPTION
Deck the halls and check the sewage system—it's time to celebrate the holidays Griswold-style! Our "Merry Christmas Shitter's Full" Tee pays homage to one of the most hilariously unforgettable moments from the classic film "Christmas Vacation." If Cousin Eddie is your holiday spirit animal, this is the shirt for you!
Crafted from an ultra-soft, premium cotton blend, this tee ensures comfort while you’re cleaning out the crapper or just enjoying some eggnog by the fire. With its bold design and cheeky reference, it’s guaranteed to be a hit at any holiday gathering, making even the grumpiest Scrooge crack a smile.
- printed to order by hand
- unisex fit, classic crewneck
- Soft, lightweight material.
- 52% cotton, 48% polyester, 4.2 oz.
- color(s): white, athletic heather
- wash cold, hang dry
Graphic will have a soft, worn look and will fade over time with washing. Garment/graphic color(s) may vary from what you see on your screen. Due to lighting, monitor adjustments, photo edits and filters.
Features:
- 🚐 Eddie Approved: Soft, breathable fabric for maximum comfort during holiday mishaps.
- 🎅 Festive Humor: Bold lettering with a nod to Cousin Eddie's iconic moment.
- 🎁 Perfect Fit: Available in a range of unisex sizes to fit every member of the Griswold clan.
- 😂 Holiday Laughs: The ultimate conversation starter and laugh inducer at any party.
This holiday season, wear your "Merry Christmas Shitter's Full" Tee with pride and let everyone know you appreciate the finer (and funnier) things in life. It's the perfect gift for fans of "Christmas Vacation" and anyone who loves a good laugh. Remember, it’s not just a shirt—it’s a holiday tradition!
SHIPPING/RETURNS
Each item on our website is printed by hand, just for you. Please allow up to 7 business days for your order to ship (up to 10 days for wholesale orders and up to 4 weeks for pre-orders). Orders containing multiple products may ship separately.
We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.